There are many things I just don't care about. Some of them are prominent news stories. Two topics I just can't muster up enough interest to care about are:
(a) that golf club that won't let women in but the big tournament is held there; and
(b) whether France should let girls wear headscarves.
I don't care how frothy the New York Times gets, I just don't care about either story! If someone can give me a reason I should care about either controversy, email me at email@example.com. (Catchy, eh?)